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For Halloween, we bring you an ode to three quintessentially creepy creatures: bats, arachnids, and snakes. First, bat researcher Elena Tena joins Host Flora Lichtman to describe tracking the greater noctule bat in flight and learning that it can feed on migratory birds. Then, arachnologist Paula Cushing describes the camel spider, which is neither a camel nor a spider. And herpetologist Sara Ruane highlights one of her favorite snakes, the tiger keelback, which is both venomous and poisonous.
Plus, what makes a lake spooky? A pond possessed? Flora talks with Geo Rutherford, creator of the Spooky Lake Month series on TikTok and Instagram, to learn about some of the spookiest, most mysterious lakes on the planet.


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Segment Guests
Dr. Elena Tena is the national coordinator for the Spanish Bat Atlas project.
Dr. Paula Cushing is senior curator of invertebrate zoology at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science in Denver, Colorado.
Dr. Sara Ruane is curator of herpetology at the Field Museum in Chicago, Illinois.
Geo Rutherford is the author of Spooky Lakes: 25 Strange and Mysterious Lakes That Dot Our Planet and the creator of Spooky Lake content TiKTok and Instagram. You can find her @geodesaurus.
Segment Transcript
FLORA LICHTMAN: I’m Flora Lichtman, and you’re listening to Science Friday.
[MUSIC PLAYING, MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
Happy Halloween. On today’s podcast, a monster mashup, an ode to three quintessentially creepy creatures– bats, spiders, and snakes.
PAULA CUSHING: They’re kind of scary, too. I mean, I’ll grab one because I’m desperate to collect them for our research, but even I am a little bit reluctant.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Starting with a bat tale that will haunt your nightmares, particularly if you are a robin. The greater noctule bat is Europe’s largest bat species, with a wingspan of about a foot and a half. And here to tell us more is Dr. Elena Tana, national coordinator for the Spanish Bat Atlas Project. Elena, welcome to Science Friday. And tell us about this bat.
ELENA TENA: Thank you very much, Flora. Very nice to be here. I really like that we talk about bats here with Halloween because people associate it with fear and these kind of things, but they are not dangerous, and they’re impressive and really exciting. And I think it’s very cool to talk today about the greater noctule bat and what it’s doing. This is the first time we just recorded how the greater noctule bat capture and eat these birds while they are migrating, and I think the results are really, really impressive.
FLORA LICHTMAN: OK, let’s just take a step back in case people missed it. These are bats that eat migrating birds.
ELENA TENA: Exactly. They’re mainly insectivores here in Spain and in Europe. All the bats we have, they are insectivores. But in the case of the greater noctule bats, sometimes, opportunistically, it can eat some birds during migration. So first of all, we knew that because we found some feathers on the poops of the bats. And the thing is that when we did the DNA of the pieces of the bats, we realized that they were eating more than 30 different species of birds. And all of these birds, they were migratory birds.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Oh. You’re on a long trip, and then a bat just takes you out. So you found feathers in the bat poop. And then your team– do I have this right– put data recorders on the back of some of these bats?
ELENA TENA: Yeah. What we did, it was in a collaboration with Aarhus University in Denmark. What they had, it was these bio-loggers that are very tiny. So they have accelerometer to register movement. It has also an altimeter to register altitude. And it has what is the most important for us– a microphone that is recording the sounds. So this was the way we could prove how the bat was interacting with the birds because we were recording all the audios.
So we have all the noise of the flappings of the wind and of the bat. We had the echoes of the bat. And we also have, when the bat was shouting, the echo going forward and backward. So we could know if the bat was, for example, intercepting a prey. We had the echo back. And even what is most exciting, it was when it was approaching to a prey. We knew if it was successful or not because we could listen to the chewing, that it was one of the most impressive things.
FLORA LICHTMAN: The chewing.
ELENA TENA: Yeah, the chewing. And you could hear nom, nom, nom, nom, you know?
FLORA LICHTMAN: [LAUGHS]
ELENA TENA: So it was very nice to listen to the bat interacting in the night, you know? And most of the times, there were insects. So it was a fast chewing, y’know, like nom nom nom. But we were thinking, would we know if a bat is hunting a bird? Would we listen to that? We would be listening to the bat because we didn’t if the bird would be screaming or something like that, you know?
FLORA LICHTMAN: Yeah, so tell me, did this happen? Did you catch it on audio?
ELENA TENA: Yes. No, this was the most– for my academic career, it was the most exciting I have ever done because we were looking through many data of audios, and suddenly, one of these audios, we hear like, first of all, very strong flapping. And then we suddenly hear like, pew! And after a few seconds, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
FLORA LICHTMAN: And that’s the bird?
ELENA TENA: Yeah. It was like 21 distress calls. And after that, the bird shut up. [CHUCKLES]
[FLAPPING]
[CHIRPING]
FLORA LICHTMAN: So the chirps stop.
ELENA TENA: Yeah, exactly.
FLORA LICHTMAN: And that’s it. That’s the kill.
ELENA TENA: And that’s it. Yeah, so it was just a few seconds. That is the moment that the bird is capturing the bird, until the bat is killing the bird. So after that, we could listen to 23 minutes of chewing, of mastication.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Wait, 23 minutes of chewing?
ELENA TENA: Yeah, exactly. [LAUGHS] But for me, the most important thing is when we overlap this with the accelerometer and the altimeter so we could understand better how the bat was doing. Our hypothesis was that the greater noctule bats, they were flying up very high to try to detect the birds while they are flying at these high altitudes. And when we saw the altitude, the bat was flying more than 1 kilometer high, and suddenly, in three minutes, it was falling down almost close to the ground. And the bat is chasing the birds–
FLORA LICHTMAN: Oh, wow.
ELENA TENA: –for almost three minutes. Yeah. Like one close to each other, diving downwards vertically till the bat captures the bird almost close to the ground. And when it captures the bird, the bird is flying normally. It’s not getting down with the weight of the bird, that this is something, for physics, really a challenge, you know?
FLORA LICHTMAN: Wait, so is it eating on the go? For the 23 minutes it’s chewing, is it in flight?
ELENA TENA: It is flying normally, completely normally, eating the bird. [CHUCKLES]
FLORA LICHTMAN: [LAUGHS]
ELENA TENA: So that was also– as we were saying, at first, this species, the bats are amazing, and they’re really impressive. And we still have many things to learn about them.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Dr. Elena Tena is the national coordinator for the Spanish Bat Atlas Project. Thanks for joining me today. And Happy Halloween.
ELENA TENA: Thanks. The same for you, too.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Up next in our fright fest, arachnids. They’re one of the most species-diverse groups of creatures on the planet, with well over 100,000 species. Compare that to about 6,600 species of mammals. Here to tell us about one arachnid that really belongs in your goodie bag is Dr. Paula Cushing, a senior curator of invertebrate zoology at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science in Denver, Colorado. Paula, welcome to Science Friday.
PAULA CUSHING: Hey, thanks so much, Flora. It’s good to be on.
FLORA LICHTMAN: You’re an expert on the camel spider, which is neither a camel nor a spider.
PAULA CUSHING: Correct.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Introduce us to this creature.
PAULA CUSHING: Scientists are very nerdy people. We like to organize life on Earth into different taxonomic categories– kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species. And spiders and other arachnids are in the kingdom Animalia, phylum Arthropoda, class Arachnida. Within that class, there’s all these different orders. So spiders are in the order Araneae. And camel spiders are in the order Solifugae.
So they’re a completely different group of arachnids. They do not have venom, like spiders do. They do not have silk glands, like spiders do. They are very active, cursorial predators, meaning that they’re running around on the planet’s surface. And they run fast. They run long.
And they are voracious predators. When they find an insect, solifugids will just tear it apart. And then they will vomit out digestive enzymes, like most arachnids do. And those digestive enzymes break up the tissue of the body, and then they slurp it in.
But they will eat and eat and eat. We’ve read reports of solifugids that have been kept in captivity, that they eat so much that they burst. They basically eat themselves to death.
FLORA LICHTMAN: [LAUGHS] Oh–
PAULA CUSHING: Because I think in the natural–
FLORA LICHTMAN: –my god.
PAULA CUSHING: [LAUGHS] In the natural environments where they’re found, they’re very common and xeric, harsh, dry, desert-like habitats where food may not be super abundant. So they’re opportunistic predators. And that means that in nature, if they can get a good meal once a week, they’re doing pretty well. If they can get a few insects a night to eat, they’re doing pretty well. So if you bring them into the lab and just throw crickets at them, I think they’re just overwhelmed. They’re like, man, I have just died and gone to heaven. And then they literally do die. [LAUGHS]
FLORA LICHTMAN: I can relate, I’ve been there with a pint of ice cream.
PAULA CUSHING: Sometimes it’s hard. It’s hard to resist. I think I might be able to resist the overeating crickets, but still, you know?
FLORA LICHTMAN: Besides eating themselves to the point of explosion, do they have any other claims to fame?
PAULA CUSHING: So with most arachnids– spiders and scorpions and daddy long legs– they have bursts of activity. They can run in short bursts. And then they’re sort of running out of oxygen. They have to stop and regain their composure, to a certain extent. That’s not the case with camel spiders.
I had a colleague, Yael Lubin, who, in the Negev Desert in Israel, she followed a camel spider for over an hour to see how long it could run without stopping, and she ran out of energy before it did. So the camel spider just kept running. So they have this really interesting metabolic capacity that allows them to just move and move and move and move and hunt. And they’re kind of scary, too. I mean, I’ll grab one because I’m desperate to collect them for our research, but even I am a little bit reluctant.
FLORA LICHTMAN: This is the perfect Halloween arachnid to know about. Thank you.
PAULA CUSHING: Yes, it is. Spiders are– they’re no big deal. But man, solifugids, they scare me, even.
FLORA LICHTMAN: A lot of people are spider averse. Why do you think that is?
PAULA CUSHING: I’ve traveled a lot all over the world. And what I think is that in parts of the world where we keep nature at bay, we plant non-native grasses in our yards, and we really love our asphalt. And nature, to us, is something up in the mountains, something far away, something you go visit, and it’s not part of our daily lives. Then any organism that is really distant from human lifestyle, from human understanding is something kind of scary.
Because when I travel to places in the world where they may live, where the jungle is coming right up to their homes, where nature is more a part of their everyday life, they don’t bat an eye when I say I study spiders, that spiders and the organisms that I study don’t seem to elicit that kind of fear response. It’s when we distance ourselves from nature that we start to see this fear factor. And I think that’s part of it.
I think also that on a visceral level, people understand that spiders are predators. And so there’s this natural reaction to be a little bit wary of a predator, be it a tiny little spider that you could stomp on or be it a shark or be it a lion. There’s this “oh, these are predators, and we need to be careful around these predators.”
FLORA LICHTMAN: Dr. Paula Cushing is a senior curator of invertebrate zoology at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science in Denver, Colorado. Thank you, Paula.
PAULA CUSHING: You’re welcome, Flora. It’s great to talk to you.
FLORA LICHTMAN: From eight legs to no legs, next up in our Halloween horror show are snakes. And here to share a tale of slithery delight is Dr. Sara Ruane, curator of herpetology at the Field Museum in Chicago. Sara, welcome, and tell us about the keelback snake.
SARA RUANE: Thank you so much for having me today, Flora. So this is the genus Rhabdophis. And these snakes are related to the garter snakes and water snakes we have right here in North America. And so they’re very common in places they live, which is primarily across Asia, including Russia, especially in Southeast Asia, as well as countries such as Japan. And these snakes, they’re sort of unassuming-looking. They’re maybe 2 or 3 feet long, so they’re not huge.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Like any villain, you know?
SARA RUANE: Yes, exactly, right? Unassuming. You have no idea what really lurks behind their unassuming countenance. What’s so cool about these snakes is when people talk about snakes, they often say, oh, is that snake poisonous? What they really mean when they say that is, is that snake venomous?
Because the majority of snakes that are medically important to us are snakes that have venom, which means they are injecting it into your circulatory system. They’re injecting a substance, a toxin. When people talk about poison, what that really entails is something you ingest. So venom and poison really aren’t the same thing. And the majority of snakes that we talk about are going to be venomous, so cobras, rattlesnakes, all the different kinds of vipers.
FLORA LICHTMAN: OK, so venomous means they’re going to bite you and get poison in you, that they use this. And poisonous means if you barbecued one, it would make you sick.
SARA RUANE: Yes, exactly. So the thing about Rhabdophis, about the keelbacks, especially this one called the tiger keelback, is that it is both venomous, and it is simultaneously one of the only snakes that is actually poisonous as well.
FLORA LICHTMAN: It’s both.
SARA RUANE: It’s both. It’s a double whammy.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Double whammy.
SARA RUANE: Yeah, exactly. Exactly right.
FLORA LICHTMAN: OK, and why do they have this trait?
SARA RUANE: So what is so cool about this snake isn’t just that it is poisonous. It’s, how did it become poisonous? So what this snake is able to do is it loves to eat frogs and toads. And toads themselves are often poisonous. They produce all these different kinds of toxins, often called bufotoxins. It makes it really hard for a lot of animals to eat them.
And so if you think about, oh, we’ve got now marine or cane toads potentially in Florida bopping around, people will say, oh, my dog grabbed this toad, and now it’s foaming at the mouth from chewing on it. And that is what will happen.
So eating something that’s poisonous, like a toad, would also give you a pretty bad time. And it’s bad for a lot of species of snakes. A lot of snakes are not able to handle these bufotoxins. Rhabdophis has evolved to be able to handle this. But not only can they eat these toads, they take the toxins in the toads, the poison, and they sequester them in their own bodies. And this is called kleptotoxicism. So–
FLORA LICHTMAN: Oh my god, I love that. I love that word, kleptotoxicism.
SARA RUANE: It’s a great word, right?
FLORA LICHTMAN: I know some kleptotoxic people.
SARA RUANE: Right? Right. They’re feeding off of other people’s anger. So these snakes, these tiger keelbacks eat these toads. And not only do they get a good meal out of it, they’re also getting this extra benefit of taking the toxins from the toad and storing them in these glands on the side of their necks, called nuchal glands, or “nu-chal” glands, depending on how you want to pronounce it. And these snakes not only, then, are poisonous for something to eat, these tiger keelbacks can shoot that poison out of the side of their necks at–
FLORA LICHTMAN: Stop it.
SARA RUANE: –things that are trying to get them. And if it gets into someone’s eyes, a human’s eyes, for example, it’s going to cause a little bit of temporary blindness and certainly some unpleasantness.
FLORA LICHTMAN: So they’re a triple threat.
SARA RUANE: Yes, yes. So they can also– it’s not just eating them, and it’s not just what’s in their mouth, which is known to occasionally cause fatalities. It’s also they can shoot this out of the side of their necks in some really fancy way that is pretty surprising because this is not something most snakes– I’m not sure actually any other snakes are able to do that particular trick.
FLORA LICHTMAN: This is like my new favorite animal. So thank you.
SARA RUANE: I know. It’s really, really cool. One of the other things I wanted to mention in talking about keelbacks is so this tiger keelback– super, super special. But it turns out that these snakes, a lot of them are eating frogs and toads. There’s over 30 species of Rhabdophis.
Another species that’s found a little bit further south, but India, some other parts of China, surrounding countries, is another one that instead of eating frogs and toads, it primarily eats earthworms, which seems like no big deal, except that not only does it sometimes eat earthworms, it also sometimes eats firefly larva, which themselves produce a different kind of toxin that these keelbacks are able to sequester and use the same way that the tiger keelback uses toad toxins. So there’s more than one way to skin a cat when it comes to being a kleptotoxic snake.
FLORA LICHTMAN: You can klepto all around the animal kingdom, it sounds like.
SARA RUANE: That is right. You don’t need to bother producing your own toxins because you can get them from somewhere else for free, simultaneously getting a meal at the same time.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Oh, I love it. Dr. Sara Ruane is curator of herpetology at the Field Museum in Chicago. Thanks again for joining me today.
SARA RUANE: Thank you.
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FLORA LICHTMAN: Coming up after the break, a visit to some of the strangest, spookiest lakes on the planet.
GEO RUTHERFORD: A lot of times, lakes are in our backyards, and we’re so familiar with them, that it kind of makes them feel like a neighbor that has secrets.
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FLORA LICHTMAN: The nerdy nightmare you needed– spooky lakes. But what makes a lake spooky? A pond possessed. Here to captain this ghost ship is Geo Rutherford, the creator of the wildly popular and wildly nerdy Spooky Lake Month series on TikTok and Instagram. If you have missed this eddy of the internet, don’t worry. We are bringing spooky lakes to your shores. Geo, welcome to Science Friday.
GEO RUTHERFORD: Yes, hello. Thanks for having me.
FLORA LICHTMAN: What makes a lake spooky?
GEO RUTHERFORD: Ooh, I always feel like that’s such a good question, because I think it’s important for people outside of Spooky Lake Month to realize that it’s not really about ghosts or ghouls or conspiracy theories or true crime, but spooky lakes is actually about science and history, the natural world being spooky all by herself, and environmental disasters.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Give me some examples of spooky criteria.
GEO RUTHERFORD: Oh, for sure. I mean, shipwrecks are very spooky. Places that are toxic to swim in or dangerous to swim in are spooky. So a river that can suck you beneath the surface, or a mining runoff that has turned the water orange, those can all qualify as a spooky lake topic.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Love it. And scientifically speaking, why lakes? Do you think lakes are especially spooky?
GEO RUTHERFORD: Well, I started with lakes. I did my entire thesis on the Great Lakes. And so I started with a fascination for lakes. And that process kind of led me to realizing that there’s a lot of weird lakes in the world. And I don’t think that they’ve really gotten their love when it comes to social media or even books. I feel like people are just not thinking about lakes. So there was kind of an opening there that I started to fill with Spooky Lake Month. And I think–
FLORA LICHTMAN: They’re overlooked.
GEO RUTHERFORD: Yeah, they’re definitely underappreciated. And I think that lakes are, in a lot of ways, more spooky than a lot of other water bodies because they have this element of the unknown. You don’t what’s beneath the surface, whether something’s being preserved at the bottom, and you’ll never really about it. There’s something inaccessible about it, kind of similar to the ocean. But I think because a lot of times, lakes are in our backyards, and we’re so familiar with them, that it kind of makes them feel like a neighbor that has secrets.
FLORA LICHTMAN: [LAUGHS] Which is the ultimate spooky plot line.
GEO RUTHERFORD: For sure.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Well, I think we should dip our feet in. Will you tell us the tale of one of your favorite spookiest lakes? And then maybe– I know you rate them, too.
GEO RUTHERFORD: I do.
FLORA LICHTMAN: So maybe we can compare ratings after.
GEO RUTHERFORD: Well, I think that the one to always start with, the one that I do every year, there’s been enough content that I’ve done on this lake every year for Spooky Lake Month– usually on Halloween– and that’s Lake Superior, which a lot of us here in North America are familiar with and have a great love for. And that’s because we as people have been traveling on Lake Superior for centuries. And we have this giant shipping system set up in the Great Lakes because of the St. Lawrence Seaway. And because of that, over 10,000 people have died in Lake Superior.
FLORA LICHTMAN: [GASPS]
GEO RUTHERFORD: And there’s some 400 shipwrecks at the bottom, which might not be the most–
FLORA LICHTMAN: That’s a lot. No, that seems like a lot of people.
GEO RUTHERFORD: Yeah, it’s a lot of people. And I mean, the Great Lakes in general have around 10,000 shipwrecks total. So Lake Superior doesn’t have the most of all the shipwrecks. But because she’s so cold and so giant, and she’s known for these specific November gales, where the water is warm enough that it kind of stirs up storms more aggressively in the more northern part of the Great Lakes, she’s just vicious and terrifying. And she’s taken out ships.
And the other thing about the Great Lakes in general is that the water is fresh water, so everything freezes, and there’s ice coating these giant ships. And the waves are much closer together, so they can be really difficult for even these giant freighters to handle, which is how you end up with shipwrecks, like the Edmund Fitzgerald.
But my favorite shipwreck to talk about is actually the SS Kamloops, which went down around Isle Royale in the early 1900s. But something else about Lake Superior that most people might not understand is that because it’s extremely cold freshwater that doesn’t have a lot of bacteria or activity at the bottom– it’s kind of lacking a little bit of oxygen– bodies can be preserved for an extremely long time in the bottom of the lake. And so the SS Kamloops has a permanent resident. His name is Old Whitey. He lives in the boiler room.
FLORA LICHTMAN: I’m not sure about that name, but OK.
GEO RUTHERFORD: [LAUGHS] He’s one of the crew members that has never left the ship since he died. And his body is perfectly intact because of a chemical reaction called saponification, where the minerals and the cold freshwater interact with human skin and create this coating of soap across the entire body. And that creates this hard shell that protects it from decomposition. And so there are bodies like that across all of Lake Superior. But you can actually go and visit Old Whitey in the SS Kamloops boiler room.
FLORA LICHTMAN: You can visit the corpse of this person who worked on this ship that’s now covered in a white, soapy substance to look like an actual ghost?
GEO RUTHERFORD: [LAUGHS] Yeah. And if you are swimming in the boiler room with him, then the movement of your fins kind of moves him. And so there’s tales of Old Whitey kind of following you around the boiler room in the SS Kamloops.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Moves him like not just flutters his soapy hair, but like picks him up?
GEO RUTHERFORD: That’s the legend.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Ugh. OK, so should we give our ratings?
GEO RUTHERFORD: Yeah, what do you think?
FLORA LICHTMAN: It’s like a 10 out of 10. How does it get spookier than that?
GEO RUTHERFORD: [LAUGHS] Yeah, I definitely agree with you on that one. Lake Superior is always a 10 out of 10 spookies.
FLORA LICHTMAN: [LAUGHS] OK, give us one more lake that we can, yeah, put in our pocket, put in our goodie bag.
GEO RUTHERFORD: Another lake that I’ve managed to do multiple videos on because it’s just so fantastic and strange is Lake Baikal, which is the oldest and the deepest lake in the world. And just for context, Lake Superior is around 10,000 years old, but Lake Baikal is 25 million years old.
FLORA LICHTMAN: What?
GEO RUTHERFORD: It’s on a rift valley, where the Earth is pulling apart. So even though it has 300 rivers bringing sediment into it, because it’s pulling apart, the sediment is just kind of filling in that gap in the Earth.
FLORA LICHTMAN: And this is in Russia?
GEO RUTHERFORD: This is in Russia, in an isolated part of Siberia, which is good because it’s an extremely special lake that needs protection. And so it’s good that it’s kind of isolated. It’s by far the deepest freshwater lake in the world. And because of that, it’s been around for a long time, and it has this unique environment. 80% of the species that live in Lake Baikal are endemic to that lake, which means they can’t be found anywhere else.
The lake has special sponges and special amphipods. My favorite fish is called the golomyanka, which is an oily fish that lives in the deepest parts of the lake, and it’s cannibalistic. But I also really love the Baikal nerpa, which is the world’s only exclusively freshwater seal that lives at Lake Baikal. And it’s been there for some 2 million years. And no scientists really understand how it got there, to be in this freshwater lake in the middle of Siberia.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Wow, a freshwater seal. I didn’t even there was a freshwater seal.
GEO RUTHERFORD: There’s a couple more. There’s this wonderful little seal in Finland and seals in Alaska, in Canada. But there’s only a few in the world that are considered freshwater.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Well, I feel like the seal deducts spooky points personally–
GEO RUTHERFORD: Oh, so cute.
FLORA LICHTMAN: –because seals are cute, you know? Are there other things we should about this lake before we render a verdict?
GEO RUTHERFORD: Oh, for sure. I mean, I won’t get into all the details of all the amazing Russian history, but they also say that the tsar’s gold is at the bottom of the lake because of different points in history where there was war, and people had to go across Russia and escape. And in that, it resulted in lots of people kind of ending up dying on the lake and the gold falling to the bottom. Also, if you’re wondering– I know you’re thinking about this– how would you die in Lake Baikal? We know how you’ll–
FLORA LICHTMAN: Oh, I was thinking about that, exactly. Yeah.
GEO RUTHERFORD: [LAUGHS] We know how you die in Lake Superior. You’re preserved for eternity. But you wouldn’t be preserved in Lake Baikal, even though it’s incredibly deep and incredibly cold. Instead, you’d be eaten alive by their giant amphipods– or not alive. You’d be eaten dead by the giant amphipods. They would feast on your corpse. They’re like the largest freshwater amphipods of the world. They’re as big as your hand. And there are millions of them in the lake. And they would be very excited if you dropped down to the bottom.
FLORA LICHTMAN: It’s like a human cocktail for them.
GEO RUTHERFORD: [LAUGHS] Yeah. You should google a picture of them, the Baikal amphipod. They’re so creepy-looking. They kind of look like a crab, almost. They’re giant. And there are amphipods in other lakes of the world, but they’re much smaller. So the ones here have evolved to be gigantic. And I love them.
FLORA LICHTMAN: OK. Well, so OK. So I’m going to do my calculation now. We’ve got, on the one hand, gold and a seal. So again, I think that deducts points. And then on the other hand, we have giant crustaceans that are going to eat you up and a cannibalistic fish. So I’m going to give it a 6 and 1/2.
GEO RUTHERFORD: Mm. We usually give it 9 out of 10 on–
FLORA LICHTMAN: [LAUGHS] I’m a tough girl, but I love the seal. It’s really, for me, it’s all about the seal.
GEO RUTHERFORD: Usually during Spooky Lake Month, I don’t focus on the seal. I’m like, don’t pay attention to the cute seal, guys. Let’s talk about being eaten by amphipods. [LAUGHS]
FLORA LICHTMAN: Like we said at the top, lakes don’t always get a lot of love, right? They are the neighbor down the street that maybe you don’t think too much about. But your channels are huge, like gigantic. Why do you think they hit with people?
GEO RUTHERFORD: I think it’s that fear of the unknown and kind of everyone secretly acknowledging that the scariest things in the world are the things that we don’t have any control over and that we don’t anything about. It’s kind of that universal understood terror of what’s lying beneath the surface.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Geo Rutherford is author of Spooky Lakes– 25 Strange and Mysterious Lakes That Dot Our Planet and creator of spooky lake content on TikTok and Instagram. You can find her at @geodesaurus. Geo, thanks for joining me.
GEO RUTHERFORD: Thank you so much. I loved it.
FLORA LICHTMAN: Before we wrap up this segment, we have a very special message. If you treat Halloween like a competitive sport, like many of us at Science Friday, we have a challenge for you. We are holding a science-themed costume contest. And science-themed can mean a lot of things, from Frankenstein to the Fermi Paradox. Go to sciencefriday.com/halloween to enter you or your kids or your grandma’s costume into the contest, and get all the spooky details. You could win a swag bag. That’s sciencefriday.com/halloween.
GEO RUTHERFORD: OK, I’m going to dress up as a golomyanka fish, I think.
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FLORA LICHTMAN: Perfect. Wishing everyone a Happy Halloween and many full-sized candy bars.
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About Charles Bergquist
As Science Friday’s director and senior producer, Charles Bergquist channels the chaos of a live production studio into something sounding like a radio program. Favorite topics include planetary sciences, chemistry, materials, and shiny things with blinking lights.
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Shoshannah Buxbaum is a producer for Science Friday. She’s particularly drawn to stories about health, psychology, and the environment. She’s a proud New Jersey native and will happily share her opinions on why the state is deserving of a little more love.
About Rasha Aridi
Rasha Aridi is a producer for Science Friday and the inaugural Outrider/Burroughs Wellcome Fund Fellow. She loves stories about weird critters, science adventures, and the intersection of science and history.
About Flora Lichtman
Flora Lichtman is a host of Science Friday. In a previous life, she lived on a research ship where apertivi were served on the top deck, hoisted there via pulley by the ship’s chef.